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Phlegm of the anus
I'm not going to eat that, it looks like someone's figgum!
by nbob69 March 28, 2009
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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a person that resembles a fish.
used as a derogatory term to call someone a jackass, douchebag, etc.
you're such a jackass = you're such a figgum
by cfiggum February 20, 2007
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