When you're so incomprehensibly mind destroying bored you just type the letters f and g over and over again until your find something slightly less boring or just choose to press enter. Mostly done in school or work.
Bored Guy 1: Hey dude you should type fgfgfgfgfgfgfgfggfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfggfgfgfgfgfgfghf.
Bored guy 2: I don't know if I'm that bored yet I'm still on 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Bored Guy 1: Alright good luck being bored.
Bored Guy 2: You too..
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"