it is when you smash your keyboard. Honestly, there is no real definition to fgdhsjakplozixucyvtbrnemwq. UNLESS YOU ARE A FANGIRL/BOY WHO IS VERY PLEASED OR EXPERIENCES FEELS AND DECIDES TO SMASH THE KEYBOARD FOR THAT REASON. I mean I guess that's a definition. Okay, so the definition of fgdhsjakplozixucyvtbrnemwq is when a fanperson gets major feels, man. Major feels.
Unicorn123: did you hear that Davekat was canon in homestuck??
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).