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Fiveguy
(Verb, trans., Noun) The act of five guys getting together and pounding a more than willing female counterpart, preferably (but not only) underneath a school bus.
It is not difficult to find the female for this act (because she is lucky to even get this opportunity and you'd be angered to find a woman that would decline such an offer), but the challenge lies more in finding four other guys to fiveguy alongside. In fact, many scientists now believe that what defines an individual as being male or female (more so than their X or Y sex chromosome constitution), is whether they have a natural drive to fiveguy (male) or to be fiveguyed (female).
The difficulty of finding a full fivesome gets harder with each subsequent guy. Thus it is most difficult to find the fifth guy after collecting four willing guys. Thus beware of imitators such as three or fourguys. When you're guying, you really need that fifth guy, and you'll regret not fiveguying. Trust me, that fifth guy comes in really handy.
Buffets, finger foods, and light refreshments are common at fiveguys as you don't want to bang on an empty stomach. Fiveguys burgers has even sponsored some fiveguys in the past after catching wind of the fastest growing sport in America.
It is not difficult to find the female for this act (because she is lucky to even get this opportunity and you'd be angered to find a woman that would decline such an offer), but the challenge lies more in finding four other guys to fiveguy alongside. In fact, many scientists now believe that what defines an individual as being male or female (more so than their X or Y sex chromosome constitution), is whether they have a natural drive to fiveguy (male) or to be fiveguyed (female).
The difficulty of finding a full fivesome gets harder with each subsequent guy. Thus it is most difficult to find the fifth guy after collecting four willing guys. Thus beware of imitators such as three or fourguys. When you're guying, you really need that fifth guy, and you'll regret not fiveguying. Trust me, that fifth guy comes in really handy.
Buffets, finger foods, and light refreshments are common at fiveguys as you don't want to bang on an empty stomach. Fiveguys burgers has even sponsored some fiveguys in the past after catching wind of the fastest growing sport in America.
Hillary Duff got absolutely fiveguyed by five guys at the Jimmy Buffett concert last weekend. She gets so lucky sometimes! I'm hotter than that bitch, and I've never even seen a fiveguy.
Fiveguy by ILoveGold! July 22, 2011
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026