Turd. Fex (or faex) is the singular of the Latin word feces (or faeces). Although feces has entered English as a mass noun, fex retains the original meaning of a single, discrete piece of shit.
John said his girlfriend Sarah was a fox, but when I pointed out her lumpy shape, terrible odor, and weight of only 18 ounces, he admitted that she was, in fact, a fex. He cried and cried after we flushed her, and claims to this day that she was the only woman who ever truly understood him.
by Zachariah Zuckerman September 24, 2008
Hey, my huge ass step-mother, just banged the fat ass neighbor.
Wow man, that is genuine fex.
Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.
Wow man, that is genuine fex.
Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.
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