fex

Turd. Fex (or faex) is the singular of the Latin word feces (or faeces). Although feces has entered English as a mass noun, fex retains the original meaning of a single, discrete piece of shit.
John said his girlfriend Sarah was a fox, but when I pointed out her lumpy shape, terrible odor, and weight of only 18 ounces, he admitted that she was, in fact, a fex. He cried and cried after we flushed her, and claims to this day that she was the only woman who ever truly understood him.
by Zachariah Zuckerman September 24, 2008
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fex

When two obese (fat) people engage in sexual activity.
Hey, my huge ass step-mother, just banged the fat ass neighbor.

Wow man, that is genuine fex.

Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.
by Hen-Pen Beard Man June 23, 2007
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a fex is a sexy beast; a man or woman who is sexy
by hannah212 March 29, 2007
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by aiden&anna August 02, 2018
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You may die your hair in several colors (fex: red, blue, green...)
by jf1 May 21, 2007
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fex

someone who is extremely sexy, a sexy beast.
Bob: Did you see that hot chick, she was such a fex!
Joe: OMG I know
by hannah212 April 22, 2007
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fex

fake sex. Basically sex with clothes on; dry humping.
Hey wanna fex?
by TheMonaLisa April 11, 2011
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