fex

Turd. Fex (or faex) is the singular of the Latin word feces (or faeces). Although feces has entered English as a mass noun, fex retains the original meaning of a single, discrete piece of shit.

John said his girlfriend Sarah was a fox, but when I pointed out her lumpy shape, terrible odor, and weight of only 18 ounces, he admitted that she was, in fact, a fex. He cried and cried after we flushed her, and claims to this day that she was the only woman who ever truly understood him.

by Zachariah Zuckerman January 12, 2009

fex

When two obese (fat) people engage in sexual activity.

Hey, my huge ass step-mother, just banged the fat ass neighbor.

Wow man, that is genuine fex.

Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.

by Hen-Pen Beard Man July 23, 2007

fex

a fex is a sexy beast; a man or woman who is sexy

OMG! Channing Tatum is such a fex!

by hannah212 December 15, 2008

fex

fun sex

man that fex threesome last night was great!

by aiden&anna August 01, 2018

fex

In writing, a contraction of "For EXample".

You may die your hair in several colors (fex: red, blue, green...)

by jf1 June 08, 2007

fex

someone who is extremely sexy, a sexy beast.

Bob: Did you see that hot chick, she was such a fex!
Joe: OMG I know

by hannah212 December 25, 2008

fex

fake sex. Basically sex with clothes on; dry humping.

Hey wanna fex?

by TheMonaLisa April 29, 2011