An aphorism typical of fedora wearers.
"His okc profile was filled with fedorisms."
"What?"
"Things like, 'Actually, if you think about it, the existence of lobsters disproves feminism.'"
by lolsimulation March 14, 2018
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A sense of euphoria that comes when donning your fedora. You may feel extra fedoric after defeating a fundie Christian or grooming your My Little Pony toys.
After a long day of arguing with fundie Christians on the Internet, Aaron "Neckbeard" Lewis put on his fedora and at that moment, he was fedoric.
by Jjthejet May 31, 2013
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The most dominating MMA fighter by far, for the last 4 years he's been killing everyone who dares to stand on the same ring as him. He is now the current Heavyweight Pride F.C. champion, and it looks like it's gonna stay like that for a while.
Did you see Fedor's fight against Randleman?, he landed on his neck and managed to win the damn fight. Now THAT is a warrior.
by JavierCL May 26, 2007
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transmittable through flea bites and ingestion of inhalation of bat guano.
The people of Florence fled to their hillside palazzos in the summer due to the fedorable spread of the plague.
by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008
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anything constructed from felt.
fedorable housing is much easier to heat, and reduces carbon footprints. With the increasing number of hats showing up at estate sales, this is perhaps more important than what is happening in the middle east.
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something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.
For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.
by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008
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