fecal sprinkle

It's like a golden shower but with shit

Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.

by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018

fecal wrinkle sprinkle

a food particle stuck in the sphinter of your asshole.

man that peanut is sure one painful fecal wrinkle sprinkle.

by sickone April 18, 2004

fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015