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fauxtivational speaker 

1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.

Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.

Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.
fauxtivational speaker by Ryan2her December 5, 2013

fauxtivation 

Pronounced FOE-ti-va-tion.

Faking motivation to get through a mundane and otherwise lame workday or task.
It's taking all the fauxtivation I can muster to finish these TPS reports.
fauxtivation by velvet_101 July 23, 2010