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The Fauteux family reunion was nutty than ever; grandpa Earl got cousin Marie pregnant and Billy Joe was in prison for assault with a sex toy.
fauteux by depressed_lifestyle April 26, 2015
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Dominick Fauteux
A man hou knows what he wants. Hung like a dragon, and knows how to get the bitches. All the girls whant to S his D, and T,A,P him while R,I,D,I,N,G it so hard. He is a ninja, but at the same time a man hou the ladies cant handle down below. He likes to kill baby tigres in his free times and saving chinpanzes from alligators. He is a man of many taste, he has alot of style and kicks the ass of any one hou is named jesse. He dosen't care to knock a mother fucker out or even do pamela anderson and megan fox at the same time while carmen electra is tickling his nuts. So to cover this, he usualy goes by dom and gets a shit load of bj's from hot chics (megan fox) most likliey.
Megan Fox: dom, hou do you pick between me, carmen and pamela.
Dominick Fauteux : uhm ... il take all three of you.
Megan fox : you sure you can handle it ?
Dominick Fauteux : me ? easy .. the question is can you handle me!
Megan fox : ohhhh, true that ... il trie.
Dominick Fauteux : uhm ... il take all three of you.
Megan fox : you sure you can handle it ?
Dominick Fauteux : me ? easy .. the question is can you handle me!
Megan fox : ohhhh, true that ... il trie.
Dominick Fauteux by chubakalover October 22, 2010
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