Chris Faulkner

An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.

The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'

"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"

"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"

"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."

by Slater_AL May 9, 2012

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Cullen Faulkner

A fucking bad ass with. Term or name usually to describe someone with a big dick. They usually play most sports and own at all of them. They are a member of a wolfpack and is a spawn of broseidon. Just pretty much a major Broski,Broseph, or bro. They Mack hoes all day and never call back.

Bros, Broseph, Cullen Faulkner

by King Broski May 14, 2010

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Eli Faulkner

Nerd.

Eli Faulkner you are a fucking nerd

by The Real Very Sexy Man January 14, 2023

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faulkner facinasion stage

Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.

look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"

by chim of chesham July 25, 2008

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