Fatnap 

To kidnap a Fat person.

I fatnapped that big fat fatty Christine and shoved lean cuisines down her throat.

Fatnap by NykkiM January 13, 2009

fatnap 

A 6’4 280, part timer who has a HUMONGOUS forehead.

fatnap is a master at gaslighting his chat.

fatnap by aimattheyimple May 8, 2025

fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

Fapnapkin by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

Fat Nap 

After taking a short or long nap and waking up feeling refreshed and completely rested

“I just woke up from a fat nap!”

Fat Nap by kissmethruthephon March 6, 2018

Fat Nap 

Any nap lasting longer than at least an hour and a half, usually taken when someone is especially tired. Usually causes confusion once awakening, but also a feeling of being well rested.

Boy, I'm so tired... I barely got any sleep last night. You bet imma take a Fat Nap when I get home.

Fat Nap by yikes.net January 15, 2019