1) a cross between a fag and a tranny.
2) a guy who is too chicken to talk to a girl and who might only be shy because he secretly has a vagina.
3) someone who enjoys sending very suggestive texts but in the end cannot manage to speak face to face.
4) Commonly begins messages with "hey". No punctuation.
5) Also known as "Chicken Little"
Hey I've been texting this girl lately and I think she wants to come to one of my wrestling matches to watch me wrestle with other sweaty men.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"