fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.

John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.

fat mouse by JasonWS May 30, 2007

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National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day

Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.

“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day by ang3licluvr July 1, 2022

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Fatmouse

1. A large rodent capable of eating a man.

2. A large rodent bent on world domination

1. Fatmouse+You=Fatmouse

2. (excerpt from Fatmouse website)Fatmouse is coming and he has a message and you are not going to like it. Fatmouse will consume your poor thin world and regurgitate it in his own image. Fatmouse Does not work fo ryou and he does not acknowledge your meager hopes and dreames. It is better to walk with Fatmouse than to be in his path, for Fatmouse must feed.

Fatmouse by dagg March 27, 2003

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Fatmouse

A very old internet joke that doesn't seem to be dying. It is the counterpart to TubCat who was way cooler.

Fatmouse will consume you. He is in search of carbohydrates.

Fatmouse by Necromantix October 2, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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