fat cramps 

A pain located in one of the lower quadrants of the abdominal area or kidneys resulting from an overweight person performing cardio or abdominal exercises, due to a lack of physical strength, stamina, and overall well-being.

I decided that I should start running regularly, but every time I run for more than two minutes, I get fat cramps.

Justin did like 12 sit ups before he couldn't do any more. His fat ass got fat cramps

fat cramps by randymcgr March 20, 2011

Fat Kid's Cramp 

noun: The pain that you endure will doing strenuous cardio activity.

Oh, man, I should not have had those hotdogs I now have a Fat Kid's Cramp.

Fat Kid's Cramp by ZappaGnat July 7, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004