FAT COW

a fat cow is someone who cheats on people and eats hella lot

“Camryn your such a FAT COW”

by Depressed 4 LIFE June 25, 2019

fat cow

oprah.

enough said

man #1: hey what's the name of that fat cow with that show?
man #2: oprah?
man #3: yeah, that's it. wow she really is a lard ass.

by icantthinkofaname March 07, 2008

fat cow

bovine mammal with inordinate volume of fat tissue

Yo 'sup?! This beef is only 80% lean - must have come from one fat cow, mothafucka!

by Truth2Power August 24, 2004

Fat Cow

When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc

Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.

by Dummy Thicc ×2 April 17, 2019

Fat Cow

What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot

Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch

by Muminurmum November 21, 2021

fat cow

more like bacow was here. laffo. prank'd.

mindo: "where's fatcow?"
dan: "he didn't come to school because he's fat and lazy"

by mindo May 26, 2004

Fat Cow

Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.

An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?

Police: No Further Action

End result: I lost my job

by deadlygamesman March 10, 2019