by Bitchen Kitchen January 10, 2009
1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.
by mirror-noir September 28, 2009
by b9xxx January 9, 2008
by johnhandoncock69420 September 2, 2015
Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
by juliocoolio December 16, 2008
by CasimirdaGreat October 29, 2012
The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.
"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"
Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
by Sarga April 3, 2008