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fart sniff 

when a guy eats a food that smells like shit

-that weird guy who sniffs the toilet after a hot shit
Big G sniffed the biggest fart after a poop. he is a fart sniffer
fart sniff by Big G69 February 18, 2020
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Fart Sniffing 

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.

Fart Sniffer 

Someone who is so pretentious they enjoy the smell of their own farts.
People from San Francisco is made up of Fart Sniffers
Fart Sniffer by Denverkid November 28, 2009

fart sniffer 

One who sniffs farts. A person that snorts up the anal fumes of another. Not to be confused with a fart lighter.
1) Dude, you are a fart sniffer, man.

2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....
fart sniffer by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

fart snaffler 

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
fart snaffler by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

fart-sniffer 

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.
What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.
fart-sniffer by Eric July 11, 2004

Fart sniffer 

One who loves the smell of his or her own farts. See "self-love" or "self-promotion". Perhaps the ickiest type is promotion of self via projected selflessness.
Fart sniffer - Did you see Raakhee's Facebook post about how she gives all her three-year-old's birthday and Christmas gifts away? She might as well have said, "Let's talk about how amazing I am." Ugh, what a fart-sniffer.
Fart sniffer by Beanie2000 December 23, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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