fart skimmer Share definition Flag A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air. Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer. fart skimmer by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the fart skimmer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch