fart on you

Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").

Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"

Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"

or

Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."

Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."

fart on you by motoroil March 4, 2021

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a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

a fart on you by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

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fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

fart on your cornflakes by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

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national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

national fart on your friend day by trompeter April 12, 2019

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Fart on your flame

To disappoint someone with the truth

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up

Fart on your flame by goofiestgoobertoevergoob January 7, 2024

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Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.

Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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