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fart linking 

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
fart linking by Trodan October 1, 2020
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stinky feet fart liking scum dump 

Smells like farts
Scum dump
Has stinky feet
Looks like a turkey
You are a stinky feet fart liking scum dump

Linkin Fart 

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
Linkin Fart by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

fartlicking 

In the manner of an pertaining to the licking of farts or in other terms of running towards some inanimate object in a quick manner and them attacking it feicerly
a horizontally challenged child rolling towards a gluten filled, lard covered treat or just being naughty in the neither regions fartlicking
fartlicking by Our-shell October 29, 2013

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026