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fart-knocker 

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.
"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"
fart-knocker by bleccch22 March 22, 2010

fart knocker 

Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.
1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!

fart knocker 

Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.
Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.
fart knocker by Janet90232 October 24, 2007

fart knocker 

n. someone who is a loser or a moron; used as an insult by Second Graders
fart knocker by Saint Shaggy November 5, 2002

fart-knocker 

My boss is a fartknocker.

fart-knocker 

A disreputable person with an odious personality.
Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.
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