fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing

Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!

by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003

Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan February 26, 2012

ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

by Caiptean August 8, 2009

went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011