fart friend

A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.

I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.

fart friend by mlamson January 7, 2014

national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

national fart on your friend day by trompeter April 12, 2019

Friendly Fart 

A fart where everbody laughs and it doesn't smell

Hey guys..
fart
that was a friendly fart
everyone laughs and carries on

Friendly Fart by Filippo Gino November 20, 2007

Friendly fart 

It is the process of farting right after someone else does so that you don't get blamed.

Zach, did you just friendly fart!?

Friendly fart by Motermouth15 October 15, 2016

Friendly fart 

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

Friendly fart by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021

French Fried Fart 

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

French Fried Fart by Nin2 October 5, 2023

fried egg fart 

a fart that stinks to high heaven with tha aroma of a sulfurous fried egg.

After I unleashed a fried egg fart, the conference room cleared out rapidly.

fried egg fart by doctorg March 21, 2009