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Fanperson 

A politically correct version of "Fanboy"
Can also be used in plural as "Fanpeople"
Mandie: Jamie is at his house playing on his new PS3.
Kat: Yeah, he's a real fanperson.
Mandie: Lulz, what did you just say?
Fanperson by Sophlulz November 14, 2007

farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.
You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!
farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

fatterson 

This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)
I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well
fatterson by Jordy420La December 6, 2016

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"
farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

Fapperoni and Cheese 

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese
Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

fapperoni 

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.
Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.
fapperoni by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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