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fanny weasel 

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.
fanny weasel by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009
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fanny weasle 

A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.
"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"
fanny weasle by bastante March 10, 2013