fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

fanny like a bag of old mussels by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

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