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An item of worship other than the God explained in the Bible. Usually another being/object.

A figment created by an emotionally decapitated person in hopes for acceptance from those around them or the thing they have turned into their worship icon.

People with nothing better to do.
Hey, see that greasy chick over there? She spends 4 hours a day making sex rituals with her false god, Uncle Bill.
false god by A n o n y m o u s November 13, 2006
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A Divine being preached by man that explains of extensive intelect and power. With out physical evidence of existence.
False GODS
Jesus,Allah,GOD, Deus,Lord,Father, Θεός,etc...
False God by lapaturtle March 29, 2009
A False God is an object of worship, belief, or devotion that is considered illegitimate, unworthy, or non-existent by a particular religion or philosophical view. It often refers to a deity, idol, or concept wrongly given the reverence and status that is due only to the supreme or true God.

Important Clarification on Sacred Images:
It is important to distinguish between a "False God" and a sacred image or idol. A sacred image (such as an icon or statue) is generally understood by its devotees not as the deity itself, but as a representation or symbolic focal point for worship directed toward the One true God or veneration to a saint.

Therefore, if someone claims that a sacred image is a "False God," they are inherently assigning divine status to that image within their own mind. The person who truly believes the image is merely a representation is not worshipping a false god; rather, the person labeling it a false god is the one who, by definition, is mentally equating the image with divinity.
Jesus' statue is not a False God because it's just His representation.
False God by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025

False God Moment

When you read a word or phrase incorrectly due to a too-quick glance, a trick of the eye, or some other misunderstanding.
1. Q: Why does that billboard say "Florida: False God!"??
A: It says "Florida: Feels Good!". Wow, what a great False God Moment.

2. "I just had a False God Moment -- I thought that e-mail said 'Raging Bluths' but it really said 'raging bulls.' "
False God Moment by Question Marx January 21, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026