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fake metalhead 

Usually people who are ex-swagfags are pretending to be emo and listen to music by sleeping with sirens and pierce the veil even though pierce the veil is not an actual metal band in reality it is rock however a fake metalhead probably started listening to fake metal in early 2013 or late 2012. Real metalheads usually know the difference between the posers and the real deal (i am personally more of a rock fan but i enjoy some metal) fake metalheads are also normally female (though some male too) and are normally between the ages of 12 and 14.
Fake metalhead: omgomgomg i <3 kellin quinn and sws they so hot omg yea i hate justin bieber and one direction im different YEA

Actual metal fan: cool. Ever listen to black sabbath?

Fake metalhead: lol who
fake metalhead by SPACEJAM December 3, 2013

Toxic Fake metalhead

A picky person who argues people about true metal and false metal
Toxic Fake Metalhead: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, SLIPKNOT, AND OTHER NU METAL, DEATHCORE AND METALCORE BANDS ARE FAKE

True metal fans: Are you sure about it
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