fairytard
A insult usually directed towards the fans of the anime "Fairytail" for their bias, ignorant, and naive personality or attitude.
fairytard by Kingofallofit November 3, 2015
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Flirtarded
Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.
There is no cure for flirtardation.
There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.
Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.
She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.
Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.
She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.
Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006
failtarded
Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010
Fairytale of New York
Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!
Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York
Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York
Fairytale of New York by Keith MacKenzie December 1, 2010
Fartarded
When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.
firstard
Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.