fagbender
The current 185 pound champion as of 7/18/22. Whenever someone acts just like him, they can also be referred to as a fagbender.
fagbender by referaldon July 18, 2022
Fagbanger
Fagbanger by Gee-licious September 6, 2012
Related Words
Fag bender • Fagender • fassbender • Fackender • fagbanger • fagfinder • faglander • fagnende • Facebender • fagbeater
fagbexer
A cuck who goes out of their way to purposely destroy abandoned/derelict infastructure. Most fagbexers comprise of edgy 13 year olds who think it's 'cool' to burn/vandalise such beautiful buildings and 17 year old drop outs who have nothing else to do with their life besides ruin a urban explorer/photographers day.
Urban explorer #1: Hey man do you want to go to that abandoned hospital to get some photos?
Urban explorer. #2: Nah bro apparently it got burned down by some fagbexers
Urban explorer #1: That's such a dick move who does that?!
Urban explorer. #2: Nah bro apparently it got burned down by some fagbexers
Urban explorer #1: That's such a dick move who does that?!
fagbexer by SovietWaffles November 25, 2017
Fartender
Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011
The Last Failbender
Also known as M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, this was the epic fail of a movie, directed, produced and written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. It was a live-action adaption of the totally epic Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon from Nickelodeon.
Person 1: Damn, The Last Airbender sucked, didn't it?
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!
The Last Failbender by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010
Fassbender
1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.
2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.
2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.
1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.
2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...
2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...
Fassbender by AmericanErik January 2, 2012
Fassbender
A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.
Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.
Fassbender by Flat-tits May 26, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.