fagbender

The current 185 pound champion as of 7/18/22. Whenever someone acts just like him, they can also be referred to as a fagbender.

"I was sitting in the nosebleeds, now my vagina bleeds".
"Shutup, fagbender".

by referaldon July 18, 2022

Fagbanger

The act of getting screwed over by someone or something.

Did you see Dean screw over that other guy with what he said?

Ya he's a total fagbanger!

by Gee-licious September 6, 2012

fagbexer

A cuck who goes out of their way to purposely destroy abandoned/derelict infastructure. Most fagbexers comprise of edgy 13 year olds who think it's 'cool' to burn/vandalise such beautiful buildings and 17 year old drop outs who have nothing else to do with their life besides ruin a urban explorer/photographers day.

Urban explorer #1: Hey man do you want to go to that abandoned hospital to get some photos?
Urban explorer. #2: Nah bro apparently it got burned down by some fagbexers
Urban explorer #1: That's such a dick move who does that?!

by SovietWaffles November 25, 2017

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

The Last Failbender

Also known as M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, this was the epic fail of a movie, directed, produced and written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. It was a live-action adaption of the totally epic Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon from Nickelodeon.

Person 1: Damn, The Last Airbender sucked, didn't it?
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!

by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010

Fassbender

1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.

2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.

1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.

2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...

by AmericanErik January 2, 2012

Fassbender

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

by Flat-tits May 26, 2017