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when you're the faelest, it means you the biggest fuck boy in the world
you see that guy? he the faelest
faelest by queertopia May 25, 2015
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the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.
*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
failest by supergroup May 11, 2008

wispy faglestache 

a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.
I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.

OR

In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.
wispy faglestache by djparallax December 29, 2009

Felestio 

To feel and fellate in a festive manner or environment.
Dude, you should have come to the party, it totally rocked, a complete felestio.
Felestio by Skutster March 17, 2011

Falestine 

Falestine ( Arabic: فلسطين‎ ; English: Palestine ; Greek: Παλαιστίνη, Palaistinē; Latin: Palaestina; Hebrew: ארץ־ישראל) is an ancient land that spanned the area between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River, and various adjoining lands; predating Hebrew and Biblical times.

Unfortunately, in 1948 it was partitioned to unite the so-called “God’s Chosen People”. Even though the indigenous Semitic-Arab inhabitants can trace their history to Biblical/Hebrew times and prior.
Falestine is another variation of the word Palestine.
Falestine by stevey777 March 10, 2011

Faelstrom 

A nooby warlock who thinks he is an officer when really all he does is states the obvious over and over in vent.
"Ok guys I think I know what we did wrong; this time everyone try not to stand in fire cuz i think thats what killed us durr durr a durr. I must be a Faelstrom"

"Can you guys call out where you are when I get the ooze? I can't seem to find the tank who is tanking a huge freakin slime around the outside of the room I must be a fealstrom"
Faelstrom by Cfizzle22 January 18, 2010

Koon bache felestini

Koon bache felestini is a Persian slang which means Palestinian Faggot who is underage. It is used to insult and even to call someone, for example :
Hey! Koon bache felestini!! (Greeting/Calling)
Look at that Koon bache felestini :/ (Insulting)
Koon bache felestini by USS Bastard February 21, 2020
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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