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the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.
*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
failest by supergroup May 11, 2008

wispy faglestache 

a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.
I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.

OR

In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.
wispy faglestache by djparallax December 29, 2009

Felestio 

To feel and fellate in a festive manner or environment.
Dude, you should have come to the party, it totally rocked, a complete felestio.
Felestio by Skutster March 17, 2011

Falestine 

Falestine ( Arabic: فلسطين‎ ; English: Palestine ; Greek: Παλαιστίνη, Palaistinē; Latin: Palaestina; Hebrew: ארץ־ישראל) is an ancient land that spanned the area between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River, and various adjoining lands; predating Hebrew and Biblical times.

Unfortunately, in 1948 it was partitioned to unite the so-called “God’s Chosen People”. Even though the indigenous Semitic-Arab inhabitants can trace their history to Biblical/Hebrew times and prior.
Falestine is another variation of the word Palestine.
Falestine by stevey777 March 10, 2011

Faelstrom 

A nooby warlock who thinks he is an officer when really all he does is states the obvious over and over in vent.
"Ok guys I think I know what we did wrong; this time everyone try not to stand in fire cuz i think thats what killed us durr durr a durr. I must be a Faelstrom"

"Can you guys call out where you are when I get the ooze? I can't seem to find the tank who is tanking a huge freakin slime around the outside of the room I must be a fealstrom"
Faelstrom by Cfizzle22 January 18, 2010

Koon bache felestini

Koon bache felestini is a Persian slang which means Palestinian Faggot who is underage. It is used to insult and even to call someone, for example :
Hey! Koon bache felestini!! (Greeting/Calling)
Look at that Koon bache felestini :/ (Insulting)
Koon bache felestini by USS Bastard February 21, 2020