Faelstrom

A nooby warlock who thinks he is an officer when really all he does is states the obvious over and over in vent.

"Ok guys I think I know what we did wrong; this time everyone try not to stand in fire cuz i think thats what killed us durr durr a durr. I must be a Faelstrom"

"Can you guys call out where you are when I get the ooze? I can't seem to find the tank who is tanking a huge freakin slime around the outside of the room I must be a fealstrom"

by Cfizzle22 January 18, 2010

Fagerstrom

A Finnish name you shout out to someone you want to come out of hiding or their home.

"Get out here, Fagerstrom! I know you're in there!"

by DCDC4 February 5, 2010

Failstrom

A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.

OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.

by D Adler February 5, 2010

loren faulstrom

this person is the biggest crack head on the planet almost as bad as scar face himself.

get away from the crack loren

by ross donnell October 9, 2003

Failstorm

A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm

1)How did the date go last night?

It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.

2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.

by Ibenz April 13, 2010

fahnstrom

A man who assumes extra responsibilities in order to give the illusion of power. He often does more than is asked of him and is an insufferable show off. He usually only dates midgets and is obsessed with nipples.

"Who's that guy fondling that midget and acting like he's hot shit?"

"That's the lab aid... Fahnstrom"

by Lawrence Broadway February 1, 2010

feelstrong

1) any guy who thinks he's tight and is a chump 2) A guy who wants to kick your ass when losing an argument 3) a guy who acts tough with friends around, and a pussy when by himself

Dude, look at that feelstrong over there, he thinks he's tight with that tight black shirt.

by Your Daddy October 24, 2003