She once was fat, and to quote her mother would eat anything that wasn't bolted to the ground. This is a mythical beast that dwells in caves, not even the mighty sword of King Arthur could slay this chunky monkey. She also goes by Thickey, bodacous Erin, Pugsley, and Thunder Thighs.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).