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fucockted 

adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.
1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.
fucockted by KTex March 5, 2007
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Glen Fatcock 

The Influencer with donuts around his dick. He dances in his underwear with hot teen girls.
OMG, Glen Fatcock wears a pink balaclava and freddy krueger claw. He's such a pretty girl pump machine.
I hate working with these facocta old slow computers...
facocta by verklempt September 8, 2005

Farcockt 

(yiddish)- gone bad, gone awry, messed up.
"It used to be a nice neighborhood, but now, since all these people have moved in, it farcockt..." or "That girl is crazy - farcockt in the kepi (head)."
Farcockt by Stephen Ubfal May 30, 2008

fagcocker 

one who adds ridiculously stupid radically liberal political comments on youtube to give others the sense he/she is some cutting-edge intellectual revolutionary
person #1: "President Obama, have you considered legalizing drugs, prostitution, and nonviolent crime to stimulate the economy?"

fagcocker's youtube comment: "STFU that was a legitimate question!"
fagcocker by Bambit He-Slug December 10, 2009

fycocking 

The art of upsetting a co-worker with your actions and/or words through manipulation and lies. Usually only for the amusement of yourself and co-workers to get through the day. From the latin origin "to fuck with."
Scott told me the boss said that Friday was a no work day but I found out he was fycocking me when Skipper called me Friday asking where the hell I was. What a fycock!
fycocking by tigofighter August 26, 2011