faceolosopher 

People on facebook who like to offer their views on various topics, often atempting to reveal deep truths about humanity but nonetheless appearing vacuous and unoriginal.

Person B, attempting to be a faceolosopher, comments on Person A's comment by stating "We often point out in others what we despise in ourselves," or something equally meaningless.

faceolosopher by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

Facelosopher 

One who uses Facebook as a means to covey how enlightened and insightful they are. A facelosopher's statuses are characterized by strong opinions, advice, and phrases they believe will one day be quoted.

Thug 1: "Did you see Chuck's status today talkin' 'bout living righteously and how condoms should be mandatory?"
Thug 2: "Yeah, that fool trippin'. He ain't nothin' but a Facelosopher."

Facelosopher by DaGrango December 8, 2011

Greek Facebosopher 

Someone, ideally, but not necessarily, of Greek descent who is known among friends as being routinely very philosophical in his or her Facebook posts...even at the risk of making them too lengthy.

Valentina: Angela is always writing these long philosophical posts on Facebook.
Alexander: In her defense, her posts are interesting, and make you think.
Matthew: Yeah, but they're so wordy, I can't always read trough them.
John: Yeah, well, you know, what do you expect, she's just a Greek Facebosopher, after all.

Greek Facebosopher by GreekFacebosopher October 16, 2012