Facefault

A version of faceplanting, this version being the act of going from standing upright to having one's face planted on or in asphault without any intervening movement or time. This usually happens in anime, particularly after someone does something incredibly naieve or stupid.

Jim: You just went to the third level of stupid.
Bob: There are levels of stupid?
Jim: Yes, you blew right past facepalm and headdesk and went straight to facefault.

Facefault by Alysidhe July 9, 2011

FacePaulm 

A facepalm, but usually done when referring to classic rock. Named after Paul McCartney of The Beatles, the most well known classic rock band.

He FacePaulmed when his girlfriend referred to John Lennon as the drummer of The Who.

You think One Direction is better than Led Zeppelin? *FacePaulm*

FacePaulm by here_comes_the_zeppelin January 6, 2014

Face Fault 

Commonly during anime shows characters will drop and their legs will stick in the air. These are known as face faults and are often expression of a quick shock to something as overwhelming stupidity

person 1- As far as i can see you dont know my name
person 2- well you are near sighted.
person 1 - *face faults*

Face Fault by SL June 27, 2004

facefart 

when a man/woman farts into the face of a man/woman for sexual or humiliation reasons.

i think i will facefart him in the bathroom.


i facefarted her in bed last night.

facefart by randomcanadianeh October 17, 2009

facefartbook 

a social network web site consisting of a community of well-written, well-crafted gripes or "farts". a place to share observations or complaints of things that bother you.

If I have one more article shoved down my throat about the possible reasons Jennifer Aniston can't find love I'm going to unleash my thoughts on facefartbook

facefartbook by brewkah assault May 6, 2011

Facefilter 

The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...

I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.

Facefilter by rolo1 July 13, 2009

facefartbook 

a social network for the crafty, clever, comedic complainer. people share their gripes, comments aka. "farts" on this website. No topic is off limits and all opinions are welcome.

Some guy cut me off today then filpped ME the bird. As soon as I get home I am going to let this jerk have it on facefartbook.

facefartbook by brewkah assault May 27, 2011