facebook regret 

Commenting or posting on a friend's wall and immediately regretting the action, in fear that they won't appreciate or enjoy the post, so much so that you consider instantly deleting the post rather than suffering awkwardness.

Two hours after posting the video with no comments or likes, Connie immediately was hit with a case of facebook regret.

facebook regret by Longing for a Like in Lansing January 19, 2011

Facebook Regret 

When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.

Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?

Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.

Facebook Regret by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023

facebook regret 

When you friend request a person on facebook who you dont know at all or very well and they bring up your facebook request in person and say they dont know you in front of people, making you look like a weirdo.

Blake turned out to be a total facebook regret. He made me look like a creeper in front of everybody, when all I did was friend request him to be friendly.

facebook regret by wepow December 1, 2009

Facebook Stalker Regret 

Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:

1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours

"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."

Facebook Stalker Regret by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013