Facebook fucking
To have Facebook chat sex.
Facebook fucking by pgkbb July 5, 2008
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Facebook Fucking
Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.
Facebook Fucking by jshk5 May 1, 2010
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Facebook Fucking
A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.
Facebook Fucking by eljugarsupremeo June 23, 2010
Facebook fucking
1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
Facebook fucking by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 6, 2012
facebook fucking
a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.
FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.
FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.
FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.
FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.
FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.
FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.
FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado
facebook fucking by TacoBurglar January 11, 2010
fucking facebook
Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"
fucking facebook by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010
OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)
(BLAH)
...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
(BLAH)
...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011
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