face wash 

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."

face wash by Colonel Hogan August 9, 2005

face wash 

To grab a handful of snow, tackle a friend to the ground and proceed in rubbing their face with the cold snow.

During the snowball fight, I got tackled and face washed.

face wash by ThePickle December 30, 2003

Face Wash 

When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?

This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.

Face Wash by take that! February 14, 2006

Face Wash 

When a male ejaculates into his hand and Proceeds to rub the ejaculate onto another persons face in a circular motion.

"that a-hole jonny face washed me last night"

"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."

Face Wash by Kevin rob ryan September 28, 2008

face wash 

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

face wash by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

Gorilla Face Wash 

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

Gorilla Face Wash by Wutthehill July 23, 2017

german face wash 

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........

german face wash by bruceO.o December 7, 2010