One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.

Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble

Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?

face shitter by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

Related Words

face sitter • face shitter • Sucked face Shitter • facewitter • Face • face time • face rape • face plant • face fuck • Face Off

Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public

Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.

Sucked face Shitter by DOT Employee April 3, 2021

national punch your sister across the face day

november 2-3 especially when there name is carys yates and they are 16 make sure to slap em silly

“happy national punch your sister across the face day”

national punch your sister across the face day by devoted christian November 2, 2020

facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.

Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...

facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026