face sitter
A girl who is so ratchet, yet pristine, that she sits on men's faces rather than simply fucking them
face sitter by Mikeho October 7, 2013
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face shitter
One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.
Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble
Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble
Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?
face shitter by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007
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Sucked face Shitter
The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public
Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.
Sucked face Shitter by DOT Employee April 3, 2021
national punch your sister across the face day
national punch your sister across the face day by devoted christian November 2, 2020
facewitter
the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.
Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.