a face resulting from being owned, physically, emotionally, etc. Derived from the scene in office space" I'ma show her my O-Face... Oh...oh..". wen used, must resemble this scence
-After loosing the game by missing the extra point field goal- "Ahh dude look at that kickers owned-face...Owned...owned"
A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internetaccess.
The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face."
Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.