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face mask 

A covering you wear on your face and mouth to stop the spread of germs. They are as important during the COVID-19 pandemic as wearing a seat belt while driving to save lifes. But many Americans are in denial and refuse to wear one by saying it's their "constitutional right" to not wear a face mask, but not understanding that once they enter private property, their constitutional rights are void.
Karen just got arrested for assaulting the manager at Costco who won't let her in the store because she refused to wear a face mask
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Face Mask 

(1) Typical surgical or medical equipment used in the face, used by surgeons and doctors to protect the mouth and the nose from microorganisms and or air droplets from patients, made from cloth and air filters, mostly used during the COVID-19 Pandemic to stop the spread of the Virus
(2) The thing Americans, especially Karens think will iNfRiNgE tHeIr RiGHtS
Government: Wear a Face mask to protect yourself!
Random Karen: NO! mAsKs iNfRinGE mY rIgHtS!
Intellectuals: My friend, you seem to have lost this *Hands over brain*

face mask 

Face masks are an amazing invention with astounding physical affects. However some cunty girls think they’re proper solid and they want attention on their snapchat stories
I need attention, let’s put on a face mask!

Face mask 

When any number of participants (male) cum on each others faces and use them as face masks
Yeah bro I gave Alan a huge ass face mask yesterday
Face mask by Eatnoodles May 8, 2018

Face Mask 

ZYothers, yet you likely don't. maskhole.
Idiot: I Don't Want To Wear A Face Mask! It's My Right!

Sensible Person: Fuck You.

face mask 

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.
Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!

face mask 

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.
Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.
face mask by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021