A seemingly fun game at first, but slowly unravels into something awful. Expect constant glitching(My wife and
family disappeared), god-awful jokes ripped from Monty Python(nothing against Monty Python), and the most terrible character morphing ever.
If by some insane decision, you decide to be evil, your character
will look like a tauren from World of Warcraft. You start off as a kid with a mullet. The main villian is killed in one
shot. No cutscenes, for better or worse. Most
female characters
will end up looking like a prostitute. Constant glitching. Mediocre character design. Terrible hairstyles apart from a couple. Money is so simple to get, I owned Bowerstone in less than two hours. Male characters look flat out mentally challenged(no offense to the mentally challenged). A
female character looks like a gross butch if even a point is devoted to Strength. Upgrading
Will causes blue stretch marks to invade your body.
Children are useless, despite how cool they sound. Your character takes it's sister's death with a smile, and the list continues.
Nothing what Peter Molyneux promised. Most of what he promised is over-exaggerated from what it truly was. The first Fable had such a great story and beautiful creativity combined with well-place humor, while humor in Fable 2 is crude at best, and the story feels
random and unfulfiling.
