eyeballage

1. adj: the amount of time spent staring directly (in a "Cracked-Out" manner), into the eyes of another person.
2. appearing very wide-eyed

That dude had to be on crack. He stared at me with crazy wide eyes and i was like, Dude! Too much eyeballage!

by cls1426 June 22, 2010

eyeballcakesplosion

When a person's eyeball starts swelling up with cake inside and eventually bursts.

Bob: Get out of the way everybody, I am about to have an eyeballcakesplosion!

by uberjoslyn5000 November 17, 2009