by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!
Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
by A-Haron January 8, 2010
Person 1: Your such an exponential fraction!
Person 2: Did you just call me that! THATS SO BAD AND SHOULD NEVER BE SPOKEN OF!
Person 1: yeah, I just called you that.
Person 2: ( sits in corner and cries)
Person 2: Did you just call me that! THATS SO BAD AND SHOULD NEVER BE SPOKEN OF!
Person 1: yeah, I just called you that.
Person 2: ( sits in corner and cries)
by mathwizard October 3, 2015
An exponential entendre is similar to a double entendre, but the dual meanings or interpretations of the word are both obvious (unlike a double entendre, where one meaning is more subtle)
Joe: "I heard you are pregnant?"
Jane: "Yes, how did you know? I'm already 2 months pregnant!"
Joe: "I guess it's too late to pull out!"
Ruth: "That's an exponential entendre!"
Jane: "Yes, how did you know? I'm already 2 months pregnant!"
Joe: "I guess it's too late to pull out!"
Ruth: "That's an exponential entendre!"
by nlarcher February 12, 2013
Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.
by YAWA March 5, 2020
Noun
1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.
A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.
Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.
It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.
A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.
Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.
It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:
Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
by Ariovistus July 14, 2010