testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

expectorating

hocking a lugie, spitting mucus and saliva out of your mouth

I'm especially good at expectorating.

by UIO000 December 28, 2006

Great Expectorations

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").

"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

expectopatronads

when one uses magical powers to shoot off another ones nads.

1. doode im gunna expectopatronads your nads.
2. nooooo dontttttttt!!!!!!
1. too late! EXPECTOPATRONADS (in the zone, must think of horny memory)
2.MY NADS!!!!!

by Brittneyfvghjuyfvbh February 6, 2008

expectorate

Medical term for expulsion of phlegm, tobacco juice, and excess saliva (spit). At one time, practiced mostly by those who chewed tobacco or those who were diseased. Now practiced by the majority of men before they use a urinal, when getting out of their car, or when leaving a building, for unknown reasons.

if you expect to rate as a gentleman, please don't expectorate on the floor.

by Freddy Ferno November 30, 2010

Sexpectorant

Sex·pec·to·rant
noun  sikˈspektərənt 
sexpectorants, plural

A drug that promotes the act of sex. Eg Alcohol, THC, Cocaine, Ecstasy.

"Greg preferred to use rohypnol as a sexpectorant because of his awkward demeanor"

"Im all out of sexpectorants, can i buy a gram from of you?"

by Jim Pink September 14, 2011

Expectulant

Ex-pect-you-lent: The act of something being special, awesome, or other wise excellent, even though this was already suspected to be so.

Bob received an A on his test, as always, this was expectulant.

by Spencer J. B. November 18, 2007