excuse you 

What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "

You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:

"Excuse you!"

You get pissed and say:

EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!

excuse you by Excuse me! January 14, 2004

Fucking Excuse You 

To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it

Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better

Fucking Excuse You by htt. suckass June 2, 2015

uhm! excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸

A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when they’re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. It’s typically used to express admiration for someone’s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone

Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸"

uhm! excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸 by abc902332 February 27, 2025

excuse me, could you please leave

A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.

He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.

"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'

excuse me, could you please leave by whyamisoinlovewith2dcharacters March 14, 2021

excuse me um i love you 

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

excuse me um i love you by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021

Thank you, you are excused, you may step out. 

Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.

Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?

Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

Thank you, you are excused, you may step out. by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010