evolo 

Basically a very handsome guy, the man of the world. He is going to change anything around him and make it better for the world. So if most people chose to protect him, because he is very important.

Evolo?
That’s a cool name!

I can tell you are different man!

evolo by Evo LoShen November 27, 2021

Evology 

The growing use and dependency on technology is leading to changes in human behavior and in the human brain. Evology, a combination of the words "evolution" and "technology," is the study of the effects of technology on human evolution.

Wired Magazine did an article about video games making kids better athletes because it trains their minds to understand the game and their role in it better.

Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.

Evology by geekopedia April 5, 2010

Halo combat evolved 

halo combat evolve has been regarded as the former of the xbox generation of consoles, and one of the best fps ever.
It is set 500 years from now,where humanity is at war with an alien group known as the covenant. The player character is a person known as master chief, a man bred for war. He, along with the crew of the Pillar of Autumn must find the secrets of halo.

Dude: Hey, i heard that theres a game better than Halo Combat Evolved!

Other Dude: Are you an idiot?! nothing beats halo!

Halo combat evolved by frankie mcwankie November 27, 2007

Café Ecologist 

Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.

Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.

Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.

Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.

Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.

Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.

Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019

Exolosis 

Exolosis is a serious back condition where your spine is all twisted. It is painful and the only cure for it is to do a headstand. It should be done 3 times a week.

"I have exolosis, man, my back is killing me!"
"You should do a headstand."

Exolosis by IHaveExolosis October 13, 2017

Evolver

A young Homosexual

You see him? Who? That guy over there, he's an evolver

Evolver by The Ghost Of Griffin August 11, 2015

Evolet 

A word from the Yagahl tribe meaning , the start of life .

The day will come where Evolet will rise !

Evolet by Yahala ! April 12, 2011