Esso
You can bring a guest to the party...boyfriend, girlfriend, sister, spouse, wife, Esso, cousin, whatever...
Esso by Barking Max June 20, 2010
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the history behind this is just a slang for a sleepover/ hangout, so it started as sleepover which turns into Sleep-Over which becomes S.O which is now spelled and pronounced "Esso" so it just means a hangout/sleepover
Esso by Bodhi And Seb March 24, 2026
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Esso Tiger
In the early day's exlusively gay men worked at Esso stations.
As same-sex love was strictly forbidden before color was invented a series of elaborate and obscuring jargon was developed. The Esso Tiger was and still is slang for the phallus. Stroking each others Esso Tigers was the most common after-hours activity in the black and white Era.
As same-sex love was strictly forbidden before color was invented a series of elaborate and obscuring jargon was developed. The Esso Tiger was and still is slang for the phallus. Stroking each others Esso Tigers was the most common after-hours activity in the black and white Era.
"So John, our long work day pumping gas is over and oogling Roger More is over! Please will you let me stroke your Esso Tiger now?* Wink wink*"
- Oh yes thank you Obright, I would be positively elated!
- Oh yes thank you Obright, I would be positively elated!
Esso Tiger by NMFA April 29, 2022
Esso Easter Egg
When a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. But takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles shit coming out of her pussy.
Esso Easter Egg by Scory & Char March 7, 2011
Esso-S
What Captain Hazelwood sent over his wireless transmitter when he drunkenly ran his oil tanker aground in Prince William Sound.
Esso Bee
The longtime unofficial mascot of the Standard Oil company and its agents; part of a branding initiative which contained the red-on-white "Esso" brand in a blue oval, next to which was posed a yellow-on-white honeybee carrying a petrol jerrycan instead of a jar of honey. The local filling stations issued snappy uniforms with the attendant's name next to the logo of the Esso Bee. The promotion immediately caught the imagination of the motoring public, who affectionately referred to all of the folks working for Mr. Rockefeller as the local "Esso Bees" - a moniker which the company embraced with pride.
Alas, all good things must come to an end. The ownership of the Standard Oil and Esso marks is as fragmented today as the ownership of the Bell System logos became after the 1982 court-ordered AT&T breakup and for much the same reasons -- both companies had structured themselves as multiple businesses in each state (such as "Standard Oil of New Jersey") and the individual components being sold apart only brought confusion and chaos.
America, terrorised by the Arab oil embargo, saw widespread shortages and skyrocketing prices. Esso was rebranded as Exxon and the mascot changed to a tiger driving an Abrams battle tank across the Iraqi desert with the tagline "put a tiger in your tank!" Full serve was displaced by self-serve and the service bays which used to dispense free air for your tyres replaced with overpriced "convenience" stores with little of value to offer. Service went down, prices went up.
The old-timers were not amused. They'd pull up to the pumps, become visibly upset and ask "Where are the Esso Bees who are supposed to be running this company?"
Disenchanted motorists had come to expect that there's always one Esso Bee in every swarm.
America, terrorised by the Arab oil embargo, saw widespread shortages and skyrocketing prices. Esso was rebranded as Exxon and the mascot changed to a tiger driving an Abrams battle tank across the Iraqi desert with the tagline "put a tiger in your tank!" Full serve was displaced by self-serve and the service bays which used to dispense free air for your tyres replaced with overpriced "convenience" stores with little of value to offer. Service went down, prices went up.
The old-timers were not amused. They'd pull up to the pumps, become visibly upset and ask "Where are the Esso Bees who are supposed to be running this company?"
Disenchanted motorists had come to expect that there's always one Esso Bee in every swarm.