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to squill, usually on ones face (female suspect)
my boy "esquilliam" is commin thru wit tha Lbs of dat GDP (gross domestic product). lool yall niggas really kno wat dat gdp izz!
by Dr.Cronic December 22, 2010
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Squilliam

A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.

Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021
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Squilliam Fancyson

In the TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam is Squidward Tentacles' rival who made millions of dollars doing what Squidward wish he could do. Squidward always tries to impress him and usually ends in an epic fail excluding the episode where Squidward had a band.
I need a 5 diamond restaurant because I told Squilliam Fancyson that I run one!!!
by jayslover January 4, 2009
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Squilliam

1. The opposite of Squidward, who is God.
2. The Antichrist.
3. Squidward's highschool nemesis.
Squilliam has a mansion, and Squidward does not. How sad.
by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012
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Squilly Squilliam

A very weird person. You can usually find them in a cave, crawling towards you growling and making weird noises, eating anything they find on the ground, or running around like they are on crack. But all in all they are a fun person to be around and you are lucky to know one.
Hey yesterday I met the weirdest person.
Hey it must have been a Squilly Squilliam
by Squilly Squilliam July 30, 2016
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liam (squilliam) irvine

big squill doesnt fear you, you fear big squill.
oh man, i really hope liam (squilliam) irvine doesn't rape my cat.
by the cob gobbler March 8, 2022
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Squilliam

My boyfriend's penis. First name Squilliam, last name Scrotum. Resembles Squilliam Fancyson's nose from Spongebob, in length and in girth. I would call him Squidward, but Squilliam is obviously better.
"I can't wait to get home and play with Squilliam. Gonna have so much fun! "

"Oh, who's Squilliam!? Did you get a new pet?"

"No. Squilliam is my boyfriend's dick."
by shitilovesquilliam July 14, 2017
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